This guy right here is the best supervisor. He wakes around 1PM to get his day started with 45 minutes of Instagram while warming his “rig” up. Studies have shown this is actually terrible for your car, but he likes to make sure he’s warmed up and ready for his iced coffee. This just shows his raw efficiency. This is multitasking to an extreme.
Once he gets another four hours of Bryan stories in and a few solid memes he is off to the races. Bending roses and taking names. Occasionally he takes a micro break if someone is within yelling distance. Why you may ask? Because he might need to share a meme or photo from his daily feeds. This energy consuming event (sharing photos) may turn into a nap, but hey, 16 hours of sleep is not always enough.
I may pay him in positive vibes and the occasional lunch, but damn does he earn his $.25 per hour.
Thanks bry. You keep it up girl.